I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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