I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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