why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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