I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
