I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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NoShamevember. You game?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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