just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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