Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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