it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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