absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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