margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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