that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
whose parrot is this?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid