.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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