like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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