Non-Jews are for practice
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
is this the sara with the beer cane?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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