Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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