So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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