i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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