Christians are straight up FREAKS
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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