singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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