your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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