I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
