And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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