Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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