My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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