Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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