I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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