brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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