Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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