omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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