Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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