He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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