her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize