Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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