don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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