did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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