i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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