if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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