I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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