Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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