I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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