haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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