I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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