I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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