Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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