You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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