And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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