Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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