I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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