i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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