Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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