Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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