question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You pole danced in your parka.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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