hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Barsexuality is the new black.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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