I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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