He is an equal opportunity slut.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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