can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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